pure:

pure:

Sometimes I wonder how straight women don’t riot. I’ll be scrolling social media, then I’ll see the lot of you lament the fact that men won’t even moan during sex. And I’ll be like, hwat mate? No cap? For real for real? Research would suggest that the biggest hurdle for women in heterosexual sex is like baseline competency of female anatomy but female pleasure is so far devalued that yall are seldom even given auditory stimulation. Auditory stimulation! That requires less than half the effort of things like clitoral stimulation or even knowing what your body is like. So I ask, how? How do you not, like, occupy government buildings over the specter of it all. I have the getaway car and all. You just bring the ski masks.

Dudes: “When she lets you tie her up like a Thanksgiving turkey and spit in her ear and rearrange her spinal cord when you hittin it 👌🏿😩”

Wamen: “Please sir…may I have some, L O N G I T U D I N A L W A V E S? Some RAREFACTIONS and COMPRESSIONS?”