sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

Emma Stone in Birdman Press Conference (October, 18)

sampreme:

i feel like i annoy literally everyone i talk to

You know, it’s just a matter of time. The soul is willing but the flesh is weak. 

kidslut:

Hum Hallelujah // Fall Out Boy

grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

Because he’s all I ever knew of love

querient:

*pretends to be mentally stable*

bohim:

Then I decide to be quiet instead of explaining what I actually wanted to say.

[Tate] loves Violet and that’s a great thing…that’s a really great thing. But he’s also a psychotic murderer and you can’t really love people like that ‘cause they’re dangerous and they need help. Ya know, steer clear of that. But look for a guy who loves you like Tate loves Violet. —Evan Peters (Tampa Comic Con Panel)

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself