if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

Chris Pratt making an entrance on ‘Live with Kelly & Michael’

"You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned how to not waffle and how to hold a conversation, how to take risks and actually be excited to fail.”


september? more like october preparation month

Countdown to Season 4 - Week Eight: Favorite Overall Season
       “You’re missing the point. The point is in this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me”



girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

Car Radio / Twenty One Pilots 


why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it


I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

Emma Stone attends the “Magic In The Moonlight” Paris Premiere at UGC Cine Cite Bercy on September 11, 2014 in Paris, France


please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on