manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
Here’s my brother and his head’s screwed up but that’s alright. [x]
how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul
"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"
*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time
eugene & max
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying
Emma Stone in Birdman Press Conference (October, 18)
i feel like i annoy literally everyone i talk to