foreverhowelling:

*VIOLENTLY TRIES TO SING ALL THE FALL OUT BOY SONGS AT THE END OF WHAT A CATCH, DONNIE AT THE SAME TIME*

guns for hands

Suddenly, we all got young
Running circles around ourselves just for fun
And oh, how good it felt to be young and loved and feel it in our bones

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

rapunzael:

seduce me with tickets to disney world 

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often send me an e-mail and be like, ‘Hey did you know this?’ and then I’ll be like, ‘Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.’ 

matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

@hellosarahurie: Half proof guys. How adorable are these beebs @joshuadun & @brendonurie?! (Insert “now kiss” meme) TY, @DebbyRyan! [x]

"I’m gonna use this as another toilet paper roll! Yeah!"

modern-vampires-of-art-history:

Hieronymus Bosch, Last Judgment Triptych (1504) / Vampire Weekend, Unbelievers (2013)

"I wanna thank Mark Hoppus for being my dad." — Pete Wentz, 2014 APMAs (via patrickthestump)

Simply suggest my chest and this confused music, it’s obviously best for them to turn their guns to a fist.

houseofdawn:

Mississauga; 9:30pm