seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

Here’s my brother and his head’s screwed up but that’s alright. [x]

avengedatthedisco:

how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul

langste:

Define Me by Ambivalently Yours / tumblr

notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

flynnriders:

eugene & max

igperish:

Dane DeHaan for So It Goes magazine

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

Emma Stone in Birdman Press Conference (October, 18)

sampreme:

i feel like i annoy literally everyone i talk to